My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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