First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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