He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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