I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He passed out mid-signature
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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