It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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