try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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