what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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