I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
