so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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