I'm so fucking centered right now
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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