fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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