Already got asked if we're dating
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Dick very happy bro
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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