Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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