My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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