Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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