so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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