You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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