what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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