Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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