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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
foreskin is a definite game changer
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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