This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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