Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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