That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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