I hate your face
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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