My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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