Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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