I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize