HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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