so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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