whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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