East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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