I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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