I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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