is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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