You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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