if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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