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• (323): View more from California

  Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!

  (206): View more from Washington

  Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.

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• (858): View more from California

  I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.

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• (310): View more from California

  Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me

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