How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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