I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
