My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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