We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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