I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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