: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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