what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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