Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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