That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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