Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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