Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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