I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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