real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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