just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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