why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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