she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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