I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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