There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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