Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
