i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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