R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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