Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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